After some days spent convalescing and catching up on juicy stuff in the porn world, there are a couple things I should draw your attention to.
a) The best AVN round up with pics that I’ve found
and
b) a bit of ‘Sasha Grey Sucks it’ for your Sunday.
Forgive me if I don’t go into a spiel to welcome 08, but I really can’t understand the frenzy over an arbitrary tick on the continuous timeline. It all went on out there without me, including half of January and the AVN’s. Not a great start to 08!
So I didn’t make it to the Vegas…..again! Same hype every year. I build myself up, map out a game plan and it all goes to shit in the end. Same shit, different year! What’s scaring me now is that it’s the same shit, different decade. The disappointment of not attending this year’s AVN’s has taken its toll and was bitterly compounded by the fact that Tera Patrick hosted. The night would’ve been a whole lot of Tera by anyone’s standards, let alone mine. It’s the stuff dreams are made of and I was hoping to graze her in the flesh before she does a Jenna Jameson and threatens to close her legs forever!
Suffering from droopy dick, I have to content myself (what’s new) with recounts of how others spent the night ogling tits in the flesh. I nearly cried when I saw the Fleshbot crew photos, but somehow I managed to spank one out instead. It took some effort though, compared to usual. How Flower Tucci went for a tinkle in that dress, I’ll never know - And where are the Tera photos I’ve been waiting to drool over?
Beggars can’t be choosers so I should be thankful, but man is it hard to read about the all the excitement without turning green……..mmm –“a fleshy wonderland”, they call it. At least I wasn’t the only one at home making do with fresh uploads. Check out Bob’s ass roundup to cheer you up.
